STONED ON STONES

[Intro] [Verse] Ten green bottles were just the start And a furtive festive chalice Sip on the loo with lapping heart Tangy tipple without malice [Verse] Too much to swill this ginger grog No horny hangover relish More belly of bile – and the bog Dry as a groan long replenish [Chorus] Fifty years hence the stem survives Vain vintage for crinklies and Ken From ersatz vats to branded hives And one in the fridge gone by ten [Chorus] Fifty years hence the stem survives Vain vintage for crinklies and Ken From ersatz vats to branded hives And one in the fridge gone by ten [Break] [Verse] Ten green bottles were just the start And a furtive festive chalice Sip on the loo with lapping heart Tangy tipple without malice [Verse] Too much to swill this ginger grog No horny hangover relish More belly of bile – and the bog Dry as a groan long replenish [Chorus] Fifty years hence the stem survives Vain vintage for crinklies and Ken From ersatz vats to branded hives And one in the fridge gone by ten [Chorus] Fifty years hence the stem survives Vain vintage for crinklies and Ken From ersatz vats to branded hives And one in the fridge gone by ten [Break] [Verse] Ten green bottles were just the start And a furtive festive chalice Sip on the loo with lapping heart Tangy tipple without malice [Verse] Too much to swill this ginger grog No horny hangover relish More belly of bile – and the bog Dry as a groan long replenish [Chorus] Fifty years hence the stem survives Vain vintage for crinklies and Ken From ersatz vats to branded hives And one in the fridge gone by ten [Chorus] Fifty years hence the stem survives Vain vintage for crinklies and Ken From ersatz vats to branded hives And one in the fridge gone by ten [Outro]