SWEET TOOTHLESS

[Intro] [Verse] Gobstopper guilt may take some time To cure when sugar-coated years Of orange Clubs and chocolate-lime Bury buds in saccharine smears [Chorus] Ne’er was a time when tooth decay Did not the dental demon blast Yet temping toffee prized the day For cavities and clammy cast [Verse] Drunkards drink care not for balance The sucker smelts all unchecked bags Of whirly-curly-crunch eight-ounce To vale of vomit’s edge in rags [Chorus] Ne’er was a time when tooth decay Did not the dental demon blast Yet temping toffee prized the day For cavities and clammy cast [Verse] At home the wealth of cakes and pies At work the world of sweet-soaked shops Red Lane a highway to the skies Its fragile furniture that drops [Chorus] Ne’er was a time when tooth decay Did not the dental demon blast Yet temping toffee prized the day For cavities and clammy cast [Break] [Verse] Gobstopper guilt may take some time To cure when sugar-coated years Of orange Clubs and chocolate-lime Bury buds in saccharine smears [Chorus] Ne’er was a time when tooth decay Did not the dental demon blast Yet temping toffee prized the day For cavities and clammy cast [Verse] Drunkards drink care not for balance The sucker smelts all unchecked bags Of whirly-curly-crunch eight-ounce To vale of vomit’s edge in rags [Chorus] Ne’er was a time when tooth decay Did not the dental demon blast Yet temping toffee prized the day For cavities and clammy cast [Verse] At home the wealth of cakes and pies At work the world of sweet-soaked shops Red Lane a highway to the skies Its fragile furniture that drops [Chorus] Ne’er was a time when tooth decay Did not the dental demon blast Yet temping toffee prized the day For cavities and clammy cast [Outro]