Sheldon's Raffle Luck

Sheldon, oh Sheldon, with a glint in his eye, He walks into raffles, beneath a clear sky. Not for the humdrum, the mundane, the small, But for creatures exotic, he answers the call. A rare crested gecko, a vibrant green snake, The wildest of prizes, for goodness sake! Oh, Sheldon, Sheldon, with your reptile charm, No matter the ticket, you come to no harm. From a blue-tongued skink to a chameleon's gleam, You always snag the most outlandish dream! A rare jungle carpet python, a leopard gecko so grand, The exotic animal king, across the land! Folks scratch their heads, with a puzzled stare, "How does he do it? It just isn't fair!" Was it ancient reptile magic, a mystical bond? Or just sheer good fortune, stretching beyond? He doesn't buy hundreds, just a single small slip, And watches as the creature to his terrarium will skip. Oh, Sheldon, Sheldon, with your reptile charm, No matter the ticket, you come to no harm. From a blue-tongued skink to a chameleon's gleam, You always snag the most outlandish dream! A rare jungle carpet python, a leopard gecko so grand, The exotic animal king, across the land! No grand strategy, no elaborate scheme, Just a ticket in hand, like a wonderful dream. And when the announcer calls out the winning name, Sheldon's always the one, playing the raffle game. No common house cat, no goldfish so plain, Always the scaly, he wins yet again! Oh, Sheldon, Sheldon, with your reptile charm, No matter the ticket, you come to no harm. From a blue-tongued skink to a chameleon's gleam, You always snag the most outlandish dream! A rare jungle carpet python, a leopard gecko so grand, The exotic animal king, across the land! So next time there's a raffle, for something that slithers or crawls, If Sheldon's in the room, prepare for the calls. For the rarest of critters, with a triumphant grin, He'll claim his new pet, again and again!