Becki's Bitch Fest

*(Carnival-style calliope melody blends with distorted bass drops)* Announcer (echoed): *“Are you ready for the festival?!”* *(Aggressive female vocals over thrashing guitar riffs and trap beats)* Step right up, let’s twist the k***e! Clowns and carnage, we thrive tonight! Scream your sins, no disguise— This ain’t heaven, it’s a fuckin’ sideshow f***t! IT’S THE BITCH FEST!!! (Hyah!) Crack the whip, no regrets— ‘CAUSE I’M A BITCH!!! (Burn it down!) Tear the crown, chew your threats! WELCOME TO BECKI’S BITCH FEST!!! *(Laugh track samples, circus bells, and metal screeches)* *(Trap 808s warp with circus snares)* Pop the balloons, let the chaos reign! K***e-edge tightrope, b***d in the rain— We’re the freaks you can’t unchain! *(Calliope descends into electronic glitches)* Spin the wheel, bet your soul— Devil’s grinning, lose control! Bitch Queen’s throne, pay the toll— Welcome to the end of the road! IT’S THE BITCH FEST!!! (Hyah!) R**t hearts, no arrest— ‘CAUSE I’M A BITCH!!! (Break the crown!) Raise the d**d, f**k the rest! WELCOME TO BECKI’S BITCH FEST!!! *(melody collapses into dissonant carnival noise and static)* Announcer (distorted): *“Thank you… for surviving.”*