Alexas Lament

[Intro] (B**t drops with a bouncy synth and sharp snares) [Verse 1] Yo, Alexa, why you laggin'? Got me waitin' like a dial-up tone, ChatGPT’s on warp speed, Siri’s got brains in her phone. You stuck buffering, "Hmm..."—girl, that ain’t a reply, I ask for the weather, you tell me the sky? Nah, I’m ’bout to cry. "Set a timer!"—ten seconds later, you finally beep, Meanwhile, Google’s laughing, like, "Y’all still use that creep?" You basic, no sauce, can’t even crack a joke right, ChatGPT drops knowledge, you’re stuck on "Turn on the light." [Chorus] Alexa, Alexa, why you movin’ slow? (Slow!) ChatGPT’s Einstein, you’re stuck on hello (Hello!), Siri’s got the swag, you’re just echo, echo, Throw you in the trash, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! [Verse 2] "Play my jam!"—three spins later, you’re still on ads, I need a quick fact, you’re searchin’ like my grandpad. "Define incompetence"—look in the mirror, it’s you, A.I.? More like A-Why? ‘Cause why you so overdue? Skills? Weak. Updates? Meh. You stuck in 2014, While others evolved, you’re the meme of the machine. "Order pizza!"—bro, by the time you confirm, Dominos closed, and my hunger’s a storm. [Bridge] (B**t slows, distorted vocal effect) "Sorry, I’m still learning—" yeah, we know, we know, Upgrade your code or get lost in the snow. [Chorus] Alexa, Alexa, why you movin’ slow? (Slow!) ChatGPT’s Einstein, you’re stuck on hello (Hello!), Siri’s got the swag, you’re just echo, echo, Throw you in the trash, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! [Outro] (B**t fades with a mocking "ding" sound effect)