Okay, stepping out, all sparkly and new, just like a peppermint treat! My home? Why, it's proof of how clever I am, it's true! My words flow so easily, their meaning so clear, everypony knows that studying makes you a star, have no fear! (Woohoo!) Back on Equestria-ish, I mean, back where I belong, my rhymes show that I'm special, where I've been and what I've done all along! Coming from the heat of learning, with a glow that always stays, the serpent's whispers prove that being DETERMINED always pays! (Yippee!) My office? A control room of knowledge, my reward? Like finding a brilliant comet! I promise, If I said I wasn't proud, I'd be such a phony! I'm like a prophet with so much knowledge to share, everypony's talking, I can hear! My mind's so sharp like it's hydraulic. I have the game in a friendship hold that's firm and true, My skills grow, you're tiny, it's like a story, only for you! The best at rhyming, it's clear and neat, I make verses like a magical treat! Of course speaking wisely means I'm gentle using thoughts with care, I made a quiet protecting shield from sourness in the air! And torches of unhappiness from ponies feeling sad, because on a different path I'm doing good instead! like ponies playing ball, it's not like that at all, I want all the books and for badness to fall! Wait a minute, let me get right into it, I won't quit and my talent is a gift. I think and have a clinic for ponies with no voice, and the cure is the best choice! I'm willing and able, because friendship will stable You! Your whole label with a plan, I'll make you the opposite of bad and then you can be glad! My excitement's here, I'm feeling like a villain from some scary story with a mean end, I'm shaking things up with the words I'm trying to send, I'm going to the top, you're just doing a pretend, and the thought that you're sending is... PENDING!!!