Step Sibling Static

[Intro] [Verse 1] Yo, the couch is squeakin’, drama’s peakin’, “Stuck in the dryer”—why you always freakin’? Step bro’s got a wrench, but the plot’s so weak, Script’s made of clichés, cheesy lines they speak. Bassline drippin’ like the faucet’s fake, Synth waves crashin’, break the fourth wall break. House party vibe, but the tension’s forced, Trap snares laugh while the plot gets torched. [Pre-Chorus] “Help me, help me!”—cryin’ crocodile tears, We know you’re fakin’, been replayin’ for years. EDM drops like a *thud* in the script, Nu-metal riff screams, “This plot needs a fix!” [Chorus] Step sibling static, faux panic, so plastic, Trap-house beats mock the cringe—it’s drastic. Broken guitar strings, synths crack the facade, We’re all laughin’ at the script you’ve fraud. [Verse 2] “Accidental” touch, but the wink’s on cue, Family tree’s tangled in this cringe debut. 808s rattle the floorboards loose, Growlin’ vocals call your bluff—what’s the use? Green-screen fireplace, zero chemistry, Auto-Tune the tension, fake as that laundry. [Bridge] Breakdown: sub-bass quakes, distorted debate, “Why’s the step bro always gotta escalate?” Trap hats snicker, house keys ignite, We’re here for the memes, not the “oops, too tight.” [Chorus] Step sibling static, faux panic, so plastic, Trap-house beats mock the cringe—it’s drastic. Broken guitar strings, synths crack the facade, We’re all laughin’ at the script you’ve fraud. [Outro]