twd189This is the story of Johnny Teeter
The mustache waxing wife beater
He was in love but didn't know how
To treat her
He'd tend to the fields
Planting his corn
Wrestled with the hogs
Since the day he was born
Ohhh, Johnny Teeter
Mustache waxing wife beater
Had a beautiful wife
But didn't know how to treat her
She was quiet and timid
Never said a word
Doing nothing but chores
And tending to him
She had a plan
And soon she'd begin
Ohhh, Johnny Teeter
Mustache waxing wife beater
Had a beautiful wife
But didn't know how to treat her
After the fields
Johnny had arrived
Only for something
To catch his eye
No clothes on the line
Hung out to dry
She said do it yourself
It's my time to go
With a swift swing of his axe
He cut off her toes
Dragging her out thru the fog
Hung her in the smokehouse
With the rest of the hogs
Oh Johnny Teeter
