Gemini
Conversation with Gemini
Hi
Hi there! How can I help you today?
Please can you create a song about Sheldon always winning Raffles
(Verse 1)
The community hall, lights are low, anticipation's high
Another raffle draw, everyone's hoping for the sky
Tickets clutched in hopeful hands, dreams of prizes grand
But there's one name whispered, known throughout the land
No matter the hamper, the TV, or the treat
You just know the outcome, can't be b**t
(Chorus)
Oh, Sheldon, Sheldon, it's always the same
When the raffle wheel spins, it's a predictable game
From the smallest trinket to the biggest prize
Sheldon's ticket number, right before our eyes
How does he do it? What's his lucky charm?
Sheldon always wins, keeping us in alarm!
(Verse 2)
Mrs. Henderson bought fifty, just to try her luck
Young Timmy saved his pocket money, hoping for a truck
Even old Mr. Grumbles, who never cracks a smile
Invested a fiver, just for a little while
The tension builds, the drum begins to turn
A collective gasp, a lesson we all learn
(Chorus)
Oh, Sheldon, Sheldon, it's always the same
When the raffle wheel spins, it's a predictable game
From the smallest trinket to the biggest prize
Sheldon's ticket number, right before our eyes
How does he do it? What's his lucky charm?
Sheldon always wins, keeping us in alarm!
(Bridge)
We've seen him win the braai, the fancy coffee machine
A year's supply of biltong, the best we've ever seen
He's got more toasters than a kitchenware store
And gift vouchers piling up, wanting something more
Is it skill? Is it magic? Or just incredible fate?
Sheldon's winning streak, it just won't abate!
(Chorus)
Oh, Sheldon, Sheldon, it's always the same
When the raffle wheel spins, it's a predictable game
From the smallest trinket to the biggest prize
Sheldon's ticket number, right before our eyes
How does he do it? What's his lucky charm?
Sheldon always wins, keeping us in alarm!
(Outro)
So next time there's a raffle, don't even bother to pray
Just ask Sheldon what he's won, at the end of the day
Yeah, Sheldon always wins, it's a fact, it's true
What will Sheldon win next? We're all waiting for you!
