[Intro]
[Verse]
My chainmail is bloody heavy
And the castle is bloody cold
My fellows just bonk and bevy
And my steed is gangly and old
[Chorus]
My sword is cracked in three places
And my shield is holed many times
My codpiece draws puzzled faces
And my poems have weary lines
[Verse]
My king is an absent landlord
And my queen likes to quaff at night
My squire plays tunes on a gourd
And my heart lacks the fire to f***t
[Chorus]
My sword is cracked in three places
And my shield is holed many times
My codpiece draws puzzled faces
And my poems have weary lines
[Break]
[Verse]
One day as I watched from the tower
Some brigands attacked with a scream
In minutes my blade did de-flower
Each one and some honour redeem
[Chorus]
My sword is cracked in three places
And my shield is holed many times
My codpiece draws puzzled faces
And my poems have weary lines
[Verse]
My chainmail is bloody heavy
And the castle is bloody cold
My fellows just bonk and bevy
And my steed is gangly and old
[Chorus]
My sword is cracked in three places
And my shield is holed many times
My codpiece draws puzzled faces
And my poems have weary lines
[Verse]
My king is an absent landlord
And my queen likes to quaff at night
My squire plays tunes on a gourd
And my heart lacks the fire to f***t
[Chorus]
My sword is cracked in three places
And my shield is holed many times
My codpiece draws puzzled faces
And my poems have weary lines
[Break]
[Verse]
One day as I watched from the tower
Some brigands attacked with a scream
In minutes my blade did de-flower
Each one and some honour redeem
[Chorus]
My sword is cracked in three places
And my shield is holed many times
My codpiece draws puzzled faces
And my poems have weary lines
[Chorus]
My sword is cracked in three places
And my shield is holed many times
My codpiece draws puzzled faces
And my poems have weary lines
[Outro]