Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney

[Intro] [Verse 1] Well, the stockings were hung on the chimney with care But a jolly "Ho OH NO!" was heard through the air There came such a clatter from up on the roof Then a grunt and a groan, and a shout of "You Goof!" The reindeer on standby, just chewing their cud While the big man in red got stuck in the mud Of a sooty old chimney, too tight for his girth The saddest damn sight on the whole planet Earth! [Chorus] Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! A Belly full of cookies, with no relief in sight! Reindeer sat around and laughed, as Santa held the f***t! Yeah, Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! [Verse 2] Rudolph tapped his hoof and said, "Don't look at me. My glow's for the fog, not a felony!" Dasher passed a flask to Prancer up on the slope While Santa wrestled a chimney and lost all hope He kicked his black boots, gave a mighty heave-ho But all that he managed was a "Let. Me. Go!" The elves on the radio, staticky pleas: "Send l**e and a winch, and some Christmas cookies!" [Chorus] Oh, Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! A Belly full of cookies, with no relief in sight! Reindeer sat around and grinned, as Rudolph had the light! Yeah, Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Now the fire truck's lights paint the snow candy red Using a crane to lift him out by the top of his head The neighbors all gathered 'round watching the sight As Cell phones recorded this God awful night The milk and the cookies are long gone and spent On a rescue surrounded by bricks and cement The naughty and nice list is soggy with tears 'Cause it's lookin' like coal for the next twenty years! [Chorus] Yeah, Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! A Belly full of cookies, with no relief in sight! Reindeer sat around and laughed, as Santa held the f***t! Yeah, Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! [Saxophone/Piano Solo] [Outro] Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! A Belly full of cookies, with no relief in sight! Reindeer sat around and smirked, as Rudolph had the light! Yeah, Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! Yeah, Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight! A Belly full of cookies, you wouldn't believe the sight! We sat around and giggled, as Santa held the f***t! Yeah, Santa got stuck in the chimney, on Christmas Eve tonight!